face roaches

The condition of getting crabs living in your beard. Acommon side effect of too much oral sex with skanky people.

Dude I went down on her for two hours last night and now I have a bad case of face roaches

by DosTacosParaJoel December 20, 2018

Brazilian stink face

Where you scratch your ass bare handed to add a stink to your slaps or punches

Oh god Jeremy Brazilian stink faces me last night at our fight

by The man man October 26, 2020

Bathtub Face

Anytime a girl's makeup runs over her face due to tears or precipitation giving the appearance that she has been recently crying...most likely in a bathtub behind a locked door.

I broke up with my girlfriend last Monday and she has had bathtub face all week.

by dweezey February 20, 2011

splatter face

The name you call someone after you give them a facial.

Hey you know Eddie G? I made his mom a splatter face last night.

by Daddies Big Girl February 26, 2017

Unicorn face ride

When a Nathan rides a treys face for the night in a hot tub

Yo I just had a unicorn face ride

by SppecialEd August 7, 2023

Cheetoh Face

People with really bad acne; bumpy gross looking face

Dale asked a girl to homecoming but, she no you have a cheetoh face... Dale was sad.

by Ballchomper69 October 13, 2013

LA face with an Oakland booty

A mix of two concepts:

"LA" is presumably not the Lennox and Addington revered by Avril Lavigne fans worldwide but Los Angeles, a podunk California town which attracts would-be actresses and models from all over. Many have perfect faces.

Conversely, Oakland is a city in the Bay Area in which many who have been priced out of San Francisco by the Silicon Valley rabble and the dot-com bubble have taken refuge. A black man and a rapper, Sir Mix-A-Lot would be looking for ghetto booty - a booty that is large, round, and bootylicious.

So, presumably, the best of both worlds.

Seattle-based rapper Sir Mix-A-Lot saw the Oakland girls might not have been China doll beautiful like the A-list cinema stars from Burbank, but were particularly endowed in another area.

This phrase, LA face with an Oakland booty, is talking about a female who has both.

by bitchuck November 30, 2025