Dog

Dog- Please give me some food, I'm begging you.

Human- Shut the fuck up faggot!

Cat- If my food isn't in my bowl on time, you know your house is going to look like a tornado hit it, I don't need to tell you that. I'll be on the other side of the door, you're not going to see me coming when I jump on you. This is not a game.

Human- Okay, I'm trying to make it right, fuck.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

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Dog Fucker

When a mate tells you they taught a dog to do the one instinctive trait dogs do, bark. They also enjoy taking photos with dogs and loves to get up and about when they see family dogs.

Hey lads I taught me brothers dog how to bark the other day. Yeh you a dog fucker kient

by Ye mums ye dad November 5, 2021

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Dirty Dog

South Indian racial slur due to their black skin and messed up hair.

Stop it Chandu you dirty dog

by ChanduCheeti69 November 7, 2021

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Dog fire

A girl who dresses like they live in the early 2000s and they don’t have any real friends

Look there is Dog fire thinking she is so damn cool

by Lmao2993 November 8, 2021

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Female Dog...

Just a nicer way of saying something I shouldn't say...Bitch

Oh my god hes such a Female dog...

by Not A female dog November 8, 2021

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Dog

The cutest dogs known as a dawg

The first and most famous dogs were both called Leo.

Leo as commemorated in, Leo o Leo I love you so! Leo Leo I love you!

I love dawgs there cute but dogs are stupid

by AltoLeoDawg November 9, 2021

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