National Send nudes day

On April 22, you must send all your nudes to you boyfriend, girlfriend, or your crush

My girlfriend just sent me all her nudes because it’s national send nudes day!!

by 42069eatassandsmoke April 20, 2019

National kiss your homies day

On Friday may 13th kiss your homies to prove your respect to them

National kiss your homies day “Yo it’s kiss yo homies day” “kisses”

by Kiss your homies day May 12, 2022

National Pussy Licker

A pedophile who got struck by lightning.

Boy 1: This National Pussy Licker just licked my pussycat.

by SkvllF4c3 January 30, 2023

National Raccoon Day

On September 19th, everyone in texas get a raccoon and give it cotton candy and watch a raccoon do what a raccoon does

Look, that raccoon has cotton candy, Must be National Raccoon Day.

by JoeMa_ April 4, 2023

NATIONAL SEX DAY

the day when everyone finds a partner and have sex

person 1:did you attend national sex day?
person 2:sorry i was born 9 months after

by lololololololololololol1234 October 7, 2019

National Isaiah’s Day

Although the holiday states a day, everyday is Isaiah’s Day. Isaiah’s day is a day where you give attention, care, and love to our beloved Isaiah Mitchell.

Melanie: Why are you giving Isaiah so much attention?
Sorel: It’s National Isaiah’s Day you uncultured bitch.

by TheBitchNextDoor January 23, 2022

national security issue

In the United States, this is a euphemism for "personally embarrassing to someone with power."

The FBI has released the full results of the years-long investigation, redacting only those sections that are a national security issue.

by Clear-pilled Gentile December 26, 2024