Background Baby

A baby who looks like an ugly family member from the past.

Omg! Your baby looks just like your grandma. You got a background baby!

by Riar May 20, 2014

trojan baby

When your Trojan breaks and you have a baby it is a Trojan baby.

John told me his condom broke. Looks like he's got a Trojan baby coming.

by Timstauder January 2, 2017

baby tikes

If you know you know

What’s the crack baby tikes

by Baby tikes September 18, 2020

Baby Syndrome

When someone loves something as a baby but neglects or hates it when it's grows up. Most common with people who get puppies or kittens.

"Yeah Jess got rid of the puppy once he got bigger, I guess she has baby syndrome."

by UnseriousCat October 12, 2017

baby shit

make cake out of baby shit

hey wtf are u making with baby shit-

by blizzard bitch February 4, 2021

Babies

A stupid thing your parents made and probably regret making.

Mom: "Lets have babies!"

Dad: "Okay, but we won't keep it right?"
Mom: "No lets just do it for the-"
Dad: "Okay! I'm in!"

by Anonymous (Unknown) June 7, 2018

baby ram

having sex with a pregnant woman and leaving penetration holes in the unborn child. the child will come out a baby ram.

his baby boy came out a baby ram.

by Roscoe Splash June 2, 2016