by SwiftJace December 16, 2025
Get the Bedtime Brownie Bandit mug.Did you hear? Peoples houses have been broken into by the "Bedtime Brownie bandit" They've been waking up with shit on them!
"bedtime Brownie Bandit??" who the fuck is that???
"bedtime Brownie Bandit??" who the fuck is that???
by Barking Biscuits December 16, 2025
Get the Bedtime Brownie Bandit mug.When a woman shits all over a man's penis and ass while the man builds mini houses with her feces like Lincoln logs in her back
by NeonzOnTiktok January 3, 2026
Get the Oregon brown town mug.When you take a massive steaming shit so big that it physically cannot flush down the toilet, and you have to battle it out with the poop knife.
The other day, I saw a General Brown in the public restroom, and it physically wouldn’t flush. I shit you not! (Pun intended)
by all-hail-cthulhu January 4, 2026
Get the General Brown mug.A Montreal Brown Bean Syrup is the action of shitting on a cock and smearing it and then getting your cock done the same. You then proceed to connect both tips at a 45 degrees angle so that each others dick are pointing straight at each others faces. After that you jerk the other person and time it exactly as to bust at the same time. The goal is to look like two brown beans (the cocks) are shooting syrup (cum) at themselves.
YOU: Hey mom! Arthur and I did a Montreal Brown Bean Syrup on your bed yesterday and i'd change the bedsheet if i were you since we got a little bit messy!
by Ricky On January 9, 2026
Get the Montreal Brown Bean Syrup mug.A sexual act of involving two people in which the receiver puts in a buttplug and takes laxatives. Before they're about to shit, a tray is placed underneath their ass, and the giver penetrates them until the receiver shits everywhere. The diarrhea is then used in the recipe for a brownie, with frosting made of jizz and piss from the giver. The brownie is then baked, and eaten by the participating individuals
Jim: Mary told me she wanted to make an Indiana Brownie with me, do you know what that is?
Smith: Get the fuck out of that relationship
Smith: Get the fuck out of that relationship
by John Kankle January 20, 2026
Get the Indiana Brownie mug.When a man continues to take it up the ass so long, he suffers from rectal bleeding and fecal discharge.
Even though Bill was diagnosed with Bill-e-Bob Brown disease, his love for Bob kept him from saying no.
by Sumayabizness April 25, 2008
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