National Bully Chris Day

On this day, you must torture Chris by bullying him.

National Bully Chris Day is the best day ever.

by Bryan Gallagher May 15, 2023

National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend

"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"

by filthy mexican May 9, 2022

National No Gift Day

There are no accepting gifts nor giving gifts in this day, even on birthdays.

Bf: “Happy Birthday honey, here is your gift—“
Gf: “honey!! I can’t, it’s National no gift day!”

by SéanTheKoala August 9, 2022

October 10th - National Write Elly A Paragraph Day

a day where u send her paragraphs bcs she's tired of never being the one on the receiving end smh
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- giving everything you could ; every part of you, your love language, your money, your time, your patience, your efforts, your comforting words — but never receiving any -

"Yo it's October 10th - National Write Elly A Paragraph Day, we should write her a paragraph"

by folkloreenthusiast October 9, 2021

National Jort day

National jort day is on may 26

person: What do i wear today?
you: Jorts and a bb simon belt
person: Why?
you: It’s national jort day

by Luckis gut May 26, 2022

National Appreciate yo homie day

When one has homie or family like love for one and other.

“Aye homie I appreciate you.” “You too homie I appreciate you.” “Happy national appreciate yo homie day.”

by handlebanker May 19, 2021

national fuck a brody

on this day (september 16th) you have sex with someone named brody

“wow do you know what day it is?”
“yes it’s National Fuck A Brody Day”

by derek smith September 7, 2020