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bongwater baby

A baby conceived while the parents were excessively toked through use of a binger.
Damnn dras... that right there is the work of a bongwater baby.
or in real-time..
Don't throw the baby out with the bong water.
by rux September 11, 2014
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baby

by ismell_ June 8, 2021
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Baby Mama

White ladies named Jennah who get knocked up and expect a wedding and family then get progressively crazy when they realize that’s not what’s happening so they continue to make your life miserable and stressful until you either give up and marry her or you just become miserable and stressed as intended or both
When your baby mama finally moves on and finds a boyfriend but now she’s being shady and causing baby mama drama on Easter.
by @dont@me@ April 13, 2020
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Baby Dinosaur Stretches

Stretching done in the morning before getting out of bed, so named for the noise made by people with high-pitched voices.
"I always do my baby dinosaur stretches before getting out of bed."
by Bartizan February 27, 2015
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Baby Boo

Somebody who is over all annoying, with a variety of other possible side affects. They typically never get any romantic relationships. They often do annoying things randomly, with zero context. Example: unfunny your mom jokes, random cringe songs out of nowhere, and rick rolls. They will almost always think they are hilarious, cool, or both.
You are such a Baby Boo! Why do you rick roll me every day?
by Bombani July 8, 2022
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Shaku Shaku Baby

A shit song made by a YouTube channel UnreleasedbyH. It is an abomination of music, a disrespect to musicians like Mozart so great nothing other than a castration could top it. You should really listen to it if you feel like hearing's for suckers!!
Hey Ishan what are you jerking off to? UnreleasedbyH? Goddamn didn't expect that to get you hard.

Bro I'm really tired of having functioning ears and brain, is there anything I can do? Yeah, you should listen to Shaku Shaku Baby
by HoneyPiePussy April 27, 2025
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baby bong

Half the size of a normal bong (little sized bong)
I'm real feeling it now I'm only going have a baby bong
by Kinganswers December 18, 2015
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