after sex phone call

Shows that the caller has his penis in a vice by the call reciever.

Paul is making the after sex phone call.

by Larry December 17, 2002

Sounds like sex to me

"sounds like sex to me" or "SLSTM" is a comment added after something non-sexual has been said that could be interpreted sexually. Similar to "that's what she said" - only more versatile.

Tom: "I kept bouncing up and down"
Phil: "Sounds like sex to me!"
*laughter*

by aäosdjnäasjknd August 27, 2014

National Oral Sex Day

29th of July

The day where you and another person have oral sex

Harry: It’s national oral sex day today

Amy: OMG wanna have oral sex

by National oral sex day ✅ July 23, 2021

Oral Mario Cart Sex

One person plays Mario Cart while the other person gives them oral.

wow! me and my honey-boo-boo really did a lot of Oral Mario Cart Sex yesterday night!

by god_of_oranges July 27, 2021

Arabic Camel Fart Sex

arab sex funny hahahahah.

"Fuck you Arabic camel fuckers!"

"Arabic Camel Fart Sex funny"

by Among Us Pop It Named Muhammad April 6, 2022

Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball

A phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.

The phrase originates from New Zealand.

Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."

by RedBeard53 July 13, 2011

sex, drugs, and rock n roll

A nickname for the lifestyle of Rock stars. The three things are stereotypically connected, and none can be separated from the others.

Basically, the idea is that the lives of rock stars are in their bigger part those three things: having sex (with fans), using drugs(often illegal ones), and performing (this is what the rock and roll stands for).

Examples to Rock stars that lived the "sex, drugs, and rock n roll" way:
1) Elvis Presley. Died of drug abuse.
2) Guns and Roses. The guitarist Slash nearly died of drug abuse.
3) Queen. Vocal Freddy Mercury died of AIDS after being infected by having unprotected sex.

by Urban_Fellow February 13, 2007