Stationary Road Head

When your lady shows up to work on your lunch break to suck you off in the car on the company parking lot

Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday out of the blue to give me some stationary road head on lunch. She is definitely a keeper

by 1machinist November 17, 2020

Head in the cloud

😶 🌫️she peeks thru imagining something that is fleeting.

😶 🌫️head in the cloud emoji; girl can't help it. She's behaving delusional again and believes in love.

by Naturadiamond November 15, 2025

polar bear head

The worst kind of blowjob: cold hands, lots of teeth.

My girl's the worst when it comes to blowjobs. She only gives me polar bear head!

by paapulkstr February 22, 2014

oven head

committing the act of suicide via violently slamming your head in an oven while it's turned on.

person A: "Did someone leave the oven on?"
person B: "HOLY FUCK, TONY JUST COMMITTED OVEN HEAD!!"

by raccoon lord May 3, 2022

Block Head

Being a total Charlie Brown

"Steve totally missed that field goal at the game yesterday."
"Yeah, he's such a block head."

by Me the Breadcat July 18, 2015

Head Salad

The thing that happens a lot in modern (and also older) movie posters where every single fucking character in the movie is photoshopped into the poster and there' s just a bunch of different heads cluttering the poster and it looks fuckin awful

Infinity War was a pretty solid movie but the poster unfortunately suffers a chronic case of Head Salad.

by Chartsy February 25, 2024

Head top

Yo it's your top of your dome. Like use your brain and think about it duh..plain n simple it's the top of your head.

"yo fam ..fix your head top buddy on top of your head"

by Tazmc September 19, 2025