Martini Baby

A child born with fetal alcohol syndrome who was also shaken as an infant by their presumably alcoholic parent(s).

“Yeah, you see that kid over there? Martini baby. Mom was chugging and dad was sluggin’.”

by GoneWithTheChin April 26, 2023

Belly Babies

When you nut on your stomach and fall asleep before wiping it up

Man, i was slappin my monkey earlier then i fell asleep. I woke up with some belly babies on me.

by asseater42069 November 30, 2017

BABY GIRL

If a online person says this tp yiu it’s a old woman

Jimmy grandpa : hey BABY GIRL
jimmy:sup

by Slayedqueenbabes💋 June 29, 2022

lid baby

Stick a pin in it, with a baby no one wants.

Yeah, after Cassandra’s LID BABY I just couldn’t align with her cohort.

by Flatttttt_Stanley November 2, 2023

mabey baby

someone who has the most annoying ass baby voice.

*mabey baby is rowing*
“GO MABEY BABY!!!”

by notlucinda November 22, 2021

baby’s fate fiesta

Baby’s Fate Fiesta can be thought of a sort-of pre-gender reveal party (in certain circumstances)

The purpose of the party is for expecting mothers and fathers to host their friends and family and either pop a balloon or light a firework or some other incendiary device that will reveal either black or white smoke. White smoke indicates to guests that the parents plan to keep the baby to term while black smoke reveals to guests that the parents plan to terminate the pregnancy.

After the baby’s fate has been “revealed guest partake in various games and enjoy cake.

Steve: Hey are you coming to Tom and Jennifer’s party this weekend? They’re having there baby’s fate fiesta and it should be a blast!
John: Yeah! I’ll be there I just hope to see white smoke because the last two times they host a party it’s been black smoke.

Steve: Yeah, me too. And they always have great cake. It’d be cool. If they‘re baby would be able to try it some day.

by SausageTunnel September 19, 2023

Baby Buyer

Term referring to a person (typically a privileged gay man, though not exclusively) who, by personal conviction or agreement with their partner, exploits surrogacy ("womb leasing") in a deeply selfish or exploitative manner. Their primary motivation is to fulfill their desire for parenthood (whether immediate or future) without properly considering the physical, emotional, social, or economic well-being of the surrogate mother before, during, or after the pregnancy.

Ugh, another wealthy influencer flying to Ukraine for cheap surrogacy. Dude's not even hiding his baby buyer vibes – zero mention of the surrogate's healthcare or aftercare. Just flexing his 'dad journey'.

by Hierónyme August 2, 2025