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Zero

The probability that this has only to do with big floppy weiners and retard sex cults.
Hym "Otherwise it wouldn't have had the effect that it's had..."

Iam "You gotta stop doing that."

Hym "He's perfectly comfortable doing to us. He's fine. We're pals."

Iam "He's clearly not happy about this."

Hym "I'm clearly not happy about the retard sex cult and the shit-head going all 'zodiac killer' on my writing and making MORE MONEY THAN ANYTHING ELSE HE'S EVER DONE. How's that for talent? Should I go to film school? Oh, wait, I'm already better than the people who did. This is fucking wild my guy. This perfectly illustrates my initial assertion. 'If you want to be better than us you have to try! Aquire some credentials to wield against us. Let us harvest you like a corpse of everything you have. Your suffering is nourishment for the horde' who's to say I would even have to try to excel in a field that I have no background in? Brilliant philosophical insight, writing talent, I have it all. Should I be given my due? Nah. I'm fine. I should just lay here while the horde fucks me? Should I struggle harder to make it more entertaining for them? Should I chop into the limbs of the unfeeling, schizophrenic horde? Who knows. How could one ever decide..."

Iam "Sorry, he's in a mood today."

Hym "Nah, I'm glad it'll help people. Non-consentual, horde-mandated altruism. I'm like Simon of Cyrene over here. Zero problems over here."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2022
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zero

a little bitch who doesn’t admit to their feelings. MF A SCORPIO NAH KICK HIM. they’re rude but lowk made me fall for them. they’re funny but i literally hate them but not rlly.

also a dog in the nightmare before christmas.
person 1: omg WHOS THAT
person 2: BITCHASS SCORPIO ZERO

person 1: nah bc they kinda sexy tho
by thesexiestmftoexist November 22, 2021
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Incentive Zero

'Incentive Zero' is a term which conceptually captures the utter nonsense of apocalypse as an incentive
'All we need is incentive zero and all the bad guys go away so we can start over again and be saved'

'My revolutionary platform requires incentive zero for success'

'Bro, incentive zero is something lazy people use when they can't figure out the difficult problems and don't want to try'
by cbabel August 23, 2019
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What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achille, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gusano Y Gusano (And One Zeroed In Symbol Called And Name "&")...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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JAKE E 7 zero seven 7

Person A: JAKEY7077
Person B: It’s JAKE E 7 zero seven 7 dumbass
by Sykq April 21, 2021
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Zero

Zero is the precise amount of bitches I will obtain.
by TheRuszard April 3, 2024
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Zenless Zone Zero

The new game developed by mihoyo (now hoyoverse). It sets on an urban fantasy world where you have to choose a proxy. It's either Wise or Belle. The starting characters here are Billy Kid, Anby Demara, and Nicole Demara. The interface and combat layout are superb. Definitely worth playing it.
Guy 1: Hey man, do you play Zenless Zone Zero?

Guy 2: Yeah. I play it because of those cool characters like Ben Bigger and Von Lycaon.
by Lily_The_Supasta January 29, 2025
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