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Zero Fucksgiving

A holiday established in 2024, Zero Fucksgiving is the counter to Thanksgiving, and is celebrated the 4th Thursday of May. Because it is not yet recognized as a national holiday, revelers opt to celebrate it on the following weekend.

During Zero Fucksgiving, participants are encouraged to leave their Fucks at the door (preferably on a poster, so that it can be ceremoniously burned at the end of the evening). Karaoke and temporary tattoos are encouraged, as are other activities where participants can demonstrate the few fucks they give.

If participants begin to share "too many Fucks," other revelers are encouraged to inundate them with toxic positivity.
"I can't wait for Zero Fucksgiving this year. I literally can't give any more fucks."
by Pixie Rainbow Farts May 26, 2024
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Being a prospect for ground zero with a black obs

Being gay /having no bitches /being a fat boy and having a slow ass truck
Look he’s being a prospect for ground zero with a black obs he has no bitches he’s gay he’s a fat boy and has a slow ass obs
by That N1gga November 3, 2022
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Zero my Gat

The process of tightening ones anus using various exercise techniques, specifically after prolonged anal sex
Friend 1: You free?

Friend 2: No, a butt buddy and I just got finished packing the fudge now I gotta zero my gat.
by BoMavis November 13, 2020
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Single Zero

The words one puts while filing taxes to acquire a tax return. Commonly used by college students whose parents have a "tax guy."
While filing taxes, Louis put down "single zero" and got that bread back from the government.
by vrmegabyte March 18, 2017
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FaZe Zero Ping

A person who is in "FaZe" clan and has Zero Ping
HOLY SHIT- this kids FaZe Zero Ping he steals walls
by thebigfart12 December 19, 2023
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zero-point-once

1. One-tenth of a time.
2. (in mathematics) Used to describe a quotient between 0.1 and 0.2.
I ran around the track zero-point-once, then I got tired.
“Seven goes into 1 zero-point-once, with a remainder of 0.3.”

(Said by someone on Numberphile, a channel on YouTube.)
by Yamato Yamamoto May 6, 2022
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Zero point

The name given to what we know as "frozen in time"
Chad: if zero point was to happen would we even remember it?

Matson Ray Parker: who else high af rn??
by Itanimulli April 24, 2020
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