kill yourself

''Never come back to the internet again'' in Internet language

normie: wow thats so rood >;( im going totally going to report 4chon now
random lurker: kill yourself

by gerururu June 29, 2016

shoot yourself in the foot

An action of cowardice. Based on war times, one would shoot themselves in the foot in order to get out of fighting and be sent back home. Commonly regarded as dishonourable.

I asked my brother "Are you going to shoot yourself in the foot?". He did. He is now regarded as an outcast by all of his colleagues

by lenny99999 September 25, 2011

you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villian

It means that in life you are given choices and this defines who you will become morally. You choose who you are and if you choose to be bad than you are the villian but if you choose to be good then you are a hero. We are all faced with the choice of being good or bad but you only you can choose it.

A quote from the dark knight by harvey dent

Tejeda chose to be good for the first 25 years of his life but then he decided to rob and kill people. At his trial the judge asked Tejada how he could've changed so drastically and his lawyer replied by saying you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villian.

by max payne 3 April 10, 2010

Decolonize Yourself

Buzzword for indigenous activists. It really means nothing.

Indigenous Activists:"Hey white people are bad"
Person: "No I dont thi-"
Indigenous Activists:" RACIST COLONIZER BIGOT. You better DECOLONIZE YOURSELF."
Person: "OK ill decolonize myself right NOW"
*Person adopts native culture and tradition wholeheartedly*
Indigenous Activists: "Better."

by James Jeramyer June 3, 2019

you played yourself

dk khaled

"congratulations you played yourself"

by gambitcornbitbae October 11, 2016

Neck yourself

Holding your hand out and trying to make them look ,and them slapping there neck it only count if it’s below the person’s waist and if the person touches It with out looking then the person hand

Neck yourself for looking at my hand

by Tommy5929 May 30, 2018

Go fuck yourself

An incomprehensible amount of anything, used as a measurement rather than a statement.

EXAMPLE A "Dude, why are you so jittery?" "I drank a go fuck yourself amount of coffee at work!!!" "So, like how much? Gimme a number." "I lost count after 30!"

EXAMPLE B "Ugh I just drank a litre of gin." "Go fuck yourself!"

EXAMPLE C "How are you feeling today?" "GO FUCK YOURSELF! Yeah that pretty much sums it up..."

by thatfunkymotherfunker November 1, 2010