What are you weird? 

- Something you say when someone says something exponentially stupid
- A quote often used by Ben
- Great way to tell somebody to stop talking because they're weird
- often followed or used in the same conversation as the quotes "THAT'S HOW WE DO SHIT AROUND HERE", "what are you a homo?" or the word "Weirdo"

Allison: DUDE! Let's go fuck shit up

Ben: WHAT ARE YOU WEIRD?

Allison: uhhh....

Ben: THAT'S HOW WE DO SHIT AROUND HERE!

What are you weird? by allilap September 19, 2009

Are you gonna hit that?

Term used frequently with men, usually at parties, clubs, etc. To "hit that" means to make move on, get her to get in his pants, etc.

Guyy 1: Oh, look at that hott chick!
Guyy 2: Nice! Are you gonna hit that?
Guyy 1: OH, I'm gonna hit that up!
Guyy 2: Get her in your pants man, alright!

Are you gonna hit that? by Gabbie<333 February 11, 2010

Are you fucking my dick?! 

Are you serious?
Are you joking?

Jee: Wanna practice today?
Doc: Are you fucking my dick?! we practiced all day yesterday. give me a break
Jee: come on brotha, we need to practice 8 days a week to be champs brotha
Doc: stop saying brotha like your black or something, and there is only 7 days in a week
Jee: ARE YOU FUCKING MY DICK......hit it brotha!!!

Are you fucking my dick?! by wissstates10 May 23, 2010

Are you a pi-kind of person? 

When people wander why every now and then you can’t help yourself but to randomly start behaving like an irrational or even delusional person, although they are curiously or mysteriously mesmerized by your transcendental beauty or brilliant brain.

e: “Are you a pi-kind of person? Or more of a phi-kind of personality?”
i: “Dear, my ancestors came from the Land of the Imaginary, so we’re anything but real!”

Are you a pi-kind of person? by MathPlus December 6, 2021

Dude what are you doing? 

A Philism most often used in blatantly obvious situations.

Phil: Dude what are you doing? (Said to man sitting on toilet conducting the butt orchestra)
Mistral: WTF I’m giving birth to a brown baby boy what’s it sound like?

Dude what are you doing? by Hooter Hunter August 25, 2004

are you joking me off 

a question asked of someone when they're telling you something you don't want to hear.

coworker #1: "did you hear we have to have these reports done by this afternoon."

coworker #2: "are you joking me off right now?"

are you joking me off by gap tooth grin August 19, 2009

are you fishing? 

Are you fishing? Meaning looking for some or hinting that you want a complement. Fishing for someone to say something nice about you

-"my legs look so fat"
-"are you fishing? You're so thin."

are you fishing? by Jill Fill December 7, 2016