Work idiot

A person you work with that's an idiot that shouldn't have been hired in the first place. They're told to do the simplest task and look at you like they don't know what you're talking about.

Dumb: Hey Lloyd, sweep the aisles today.
Dumber: Harry, what are aisles?
Dumb: Fuck Lloyd! I'm the dumber of us two but you're the dumber, you work idiot.

by cpetkunas February 20, 2023

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Work Brain

The clumsiness and forgetfulness you start to feel at work when you are stressed or tired. (Usually happens near the end of a 8 hour or longer shift.)

Ah damn I dropped another plate, I've got a bad case of work brain.

by CoffeeBean2 April 12, 2023

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Rig Work

To lift consistently and work as hard as if you were an oil rig employee.

I saw Derek in the gym today putting in that rig work.

Damn, Carter has become jacked! He must have been putting in some serious Rig Work!

by Do_Logic November 28, 2018

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something made to ruin the lives of people sent by the gods = Arceus or what not, homework is wort than freaking Arceus's judgement, this bad stuff was made for freakin jerks or smart nerds to rule the world, and this is like attack on titan, more like attack on homework and giving you a flippin sting in the face and paper cutting your head off.this is the worlds secret 8th sin(only for teachers who are mean or the best teachers in the world but have no choice) that is the end of the human race, it is the start of death and and human kind's leap into a buzzsaw. The GIF down below shows what i wanna do with my home work.(the briefcase is the home work)

(dont take this wayyyy too seriously it's just a joke and it's

what i think when i get home work, dont take this too far, p
romise?hope you do)

Example of how it's used in a sentence: (on a gravestone) death of Home work( suicided to end her misery) RIP (Girl's name)

by MilosealQ October 31, 2018

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paintstaking work

Extremely careful precise work wif da tempera and water-colors.

I did some really paintstaking work on da community-mural, and felt totally drained afterwards. But then everyone was super-pleased and praisingly impressed wif da final result, so I felt it was all worth da extra effort.

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

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Shelf-work

When you're engaged in a sexual act and need the assistance of some furniture (preferably a shelf) to aid your performance.

We were going hard at it and both yelling for more so I got some more leverage off the book-shelf to bring it home, it was some seriously awesome shelf-work.

Oh my god, it was amazing, he had me screaming with his shelf-work, I think I gasm'd about seven times.

by Dicko7 August 14, 2018

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