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"Disney is so woke, like 90% of their characters are now either gay or a minority its so cool"
- Someone whos cringe
by anonymous October 26, 2022
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Woke Home Invasions

A woke home invasion is where the homeowner asks the intruder to give them a few minutes to get their weapon of self-defense.
I heard about woke home invasions where the home intruder gave the homeowner 5 minutes to prepare for the attack.
by jondich October 22, 2023
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Woke

"Woke": A state of leftist liberal brainwashing and propaganda imposed on society through politics, media, public education and peer pressure under the guise of "social justice" and political activism, with the goals of dismantling European white ethnic and national identity, conservative ethics, common sense and universal Christian moral and family values.
Braindead leftist liberal moron: "I'm so woke I hate all white people, am unashamedly a supporter of BLM, Antifa, LGBTQ and I hate all Christians too! And I hate God, and conservatives, and capitalism, and property rights, and free speech and free thought and critical thinking and common sense and...and...and...whatever else my beloved celebrity idols tell me to hate! And I love communism and socialism and...and...and whatever else my celebrity idols tell me to love and support! Yeah! Social justice! Screw white people!"

Normal person: "Cringe!"
by De La Vega October 4, 2023
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Woke

When gay people exist, apparently. This word is mostly used by people on the right side of the political spectrum to describe anything they disagree with. Gun control, critical race theory, climate change activists, and most famously, LGBTQ+ individuals or things.
“Bro, did you hear Bud Light went woke?”
by Aurora_unholy April 15, 2023
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Woke

The notion that an individual or group has inherent insight regarding a social or political matter. This perceived insight in the minds of woke individuals elevates them to a higher moral and intellectual status. Woke people contend that their opinion is the best and right way.
Damn, that dog's so WOKE he wont even chase a cat.
by Bumrags October 20, 2022
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New Woke

Somebody who swears on their life they are "anti-woke" while embodying the negative aspects of unreasonable identity politics that being "woke" is so often characterized by. Often characterized by strong sensitive reactions while claiming that anyone who disagrees with them is being "overly sensitive".
White Lives Matter is just identity politics--call that the New Woke.
by KJaydeB May 26, 2025
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