Fake Him

that one guy who swears he’s him but he really isn’t

Isaiah the most fake him of all time , he rides the bench

by JeremyM474 December 7, 2022

Him

The guy who catches the eyes of everyone and is in his own lane looking good doing it He’s just the guy that makes everything he does look easy.

Bro look at the outfit you wearing like Your Him fr.
None of my exes new boyfriends can match me I’m Him

by Theunderguy September 7, 2020

blew him out

dumped. kicked to the curb.

I caught him kissing my best friend so I blew him out.

by Auds October 22, 2013

HIM-ISM

Men who struggle with thinking they are “him”.

Traits include: major ego, consistent mansplaining, doesn’t show emotions, misogynistic personality and lack of emotional intelligence tbh.

Oh…he thinks he’s him. It’s unfortunate he suffers from him-ism.

by Ok ig? March 3, 2024

him

Men that think they are the shit when in reality they are just douchebags with pimples that won't ever leave their face because they think skin care is gay. Don't be him be HIM

guy 1: hey did you see that kyle smells weird
guy 2: yeah it's because he's him

by p!nkluver September 17, 2022

Him-a-laya

Used to describe men who have had a very colorful and chequered sexual past but have already reached their sexual peak.

It's acknowledges their previous sexual character whilst simultaneously implying that it's over.

Jim: I am good friends with Greg but I am worried about leaving him alone with my girlfriend, he's a playa.

Chris: Don't worry, Greg used to be a playa, now he's him-a-laya.

by Compersious June 23, 2019

Let him cook

Let him cook means-- give him a second, let's see what he's working on and what comes out of this. Don't interrupt him, let's see what's bubbling up there and what this turns into.

Person 1: *begins typing a multiple paragraph definition on Urban Dictionary*

Person 2: *Looks over Person 1's shoulder* "This definition seems like it's kinda going to suck...

Person 3: Let him cook

by 🐺 June 14, 2025