Wizard

Someone who drinks raspberry ice coffee with cream and one Splenda at Dunkin' Donuts.

You, my good sir, are a wizard.

by Daven4 November 30, 2010

wizard

thou who speaks in the code of egg, throws wild house parties, & partakes in an occasional, possibly weekly illegal activity. also, look up costa rican males on myspace when nothing else is found to do.

Wizard, light it up in the tunnel!

by A. Matrix & B. Soda June 16, 2008

wizard

Something Nuncio S. dreams to be one day. He wants it more than a career that pays 1,000 bucks per minute.

Me: Nuncio, do you want to be a wizard?
Nuncio: Why, yes I do. Thanks for letting me share my dream with you.

by veryveryrandomperson January 6, 2008

wizardmstr

The shit

Cynikul is Wizardmstr

by wizardmstr August 14, 2008

wizard dog

a dog with fluffy, floppy ears, furry coat, friendly personality, and an all-around nice dog.

a golden retriever that is so cute, awesome or just lazy, old wizard dog.
"man you have some wizard dog".

by campbell rees February 20, 2009

Wiptard/ Whiptard

An individual who is constantly beat down and is often the subject of all jokes.

'Yo dude you're a total wiptard'

'Fuck you wiptard!'

'Apparently that new guy is a pure whiptard'

Wiptard/ Whiptard

by PooPooSolja June 3, 2009

Wizards-cloak

-A loose woman
-An easy fuck

"You need to get yourself a wizards-cloak mate"

by Blackbrain December 14, 2009