When you bring your lap top into the bathroom with you as you take a gallient poop. You wipe it and type it!
I have to take a giant dump but really need to post a new status about my cat...I will just Wipe n' Type!
by P Squiggle July 16, 2011
Get the Wipe n' Type mug.When you wipe your ass after taking a shit, thinking you wiped enough, but then you have to return within minutes to wipe again
by EMSHB December 10, 2014
Get the Encore Wipe mug.Noun. 1. A dismissive term for a human who disgusts another human. 2.Something with which something else is wiped.
by Hot Dog Goblin May 1, 2020
Get the Wipe mug.Infinite wipe glitch is when you take a fat shit and no matter how many times you wipe some brown appears on the toilet paper.
by HotDog456 January 27, 2024
Get the infinite wipe mug.Much like the “Alabama wet wipe” where you spit on the toilet paper before you wipe the spitter is replaced with you sister. Or sibling of direct decent.
Had to call in reinforcements for that shit the West Virginia wet wipe was a necessity! Thanks SIS!!!
by William R Buttlicker March 20, 2020
Get the West Virginia wet wipe mug.The act of sitting on the toilet and wiping one’s ass while still urinating. Usually done under duress to save time.
My side piece’s husband came home while I was dropping a deuce so I hot wiped and crawled out the window.
by MarcusDavis June 16, 2020
Get the Hot wipe mug.When you gotta shit real bad but it won’t come out. Just get up there with a big wad of TP and give it the old wipe start. Works like a charm.
I had to take a duke real bad but it wouldn’t come out. So I gave my arse a wipe start. Floodgates open!
by BallzDeeeeeeeeep September 4, 2021
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