Wind Sock

An uncircumcised penis that fully covers the helmet.

Andy loved the fact that he never gets fluff on his bellend due to him having a wind sock.

by Drillbit69 July 18, 2022

El Toas of the Wind and Stars

The goat, no questions asked. A top fella. Could steal yo girl if necessary. Don't mess with the top dog ever. Tony Soprano's best friend and best man at his wedding. Favelas born and bred (did live in shanghai's kung fu district and London briefly) but the favela of Rochina is where he loves. a.k.a tewys olasowys, member of Size Dont Mater FC.

El Toas of the WInd and Stars is one ice cold motherfucker.

by tewys1 May 9, 2022

Fart in a gale of wind

A nobody, a nothing, an inconsequential person or action

"That guy is so useless, he's a fart in a gale of wind."

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

Arkansas wind sock

The initiation of fellatio on an uncircumcised penis before it is fully erect, leaving the foreskin dangling like a wind sock. Arkansas is the home of Big River Steel, where the technique was pioneered.

Cashier: Why is your foreskin so floppy?

Customer: The missus just gave me the old Arkansas wind sock.

by HeyBubba June 5, 2023

Close to the wind

(of a sailing vessel) pointed as near as possible to the direction from which the wind is blowing while still making headway.

The experienced sailor expertly maneuvered the sailboat, sailing close to the wind to maximize speed and efficiency.

by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024

foul wind ensemble

A gathering of four or more friends or acquaintances who suffer from extraordinary flatulance.

I'll think we'll skip the foul wind ensemble tonight if we serve something other than chili.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz June 10, 2018

Wind Shits

The inability to stop breaking wind.

Diarrhea of farts.

After that refried bean and egg breakfast burrito and a 10 sack of White Castles for lunch I got the wind shits so bad my dog wouldn't even hang out with me.

by Trapped In Time May 14, 2018