stiff walk

When a man's penis is hard and against his leg forcing him to walk akwardly with one straight leg

Man, Tina bent over in front of me and when I got up I had to stiff walk away

by L.Perkins December 3, 2007

walking poops

The result of having to poop so bad, that you don't make it to the restroom in time, and start pooping while you walk. (see also walking farts)

"Poor Grandma got the walking poops at the Wal-Mart last night. She left little poo tracks all the way to the restroom."

by Haywood Jalissen August 21, 2011

Poop Walk

The act of taking such a long turd that it bottoms out the toilet while still connected to your asshole and you have stand up off the toilet and walk the turd off until the connection breaks.

Guy 1: Dude I deployed such a long monkey tail shit that I had to do the poop walk!
Guy 2: Damn dude did it break clean?
Guy 1: Nah man, it gave me the worst case of mud butt! It took a whole roll to wipe me clean!
Guy 2: Dude you get some pictures?
Guy 1: You know it dude!

by Capt. Newt November 25, 2013

walking video

Similar to the face video, except the singer is in motion instead of static. Examples include Ladyhawke's "Paris is Burning" and Mia Doi Todd's "My Room is White".

1: Dude, your walking video does not make you look harcore. Sorry, fail.

by noreallyitsnot August 3, 2009

G walking

The act of walking through a grassy area when a clear paved path, and occasionally a "keep off of the grass" sign, has been placed to prevent said person from doing so.

Mexican Gardener watching G walking occur- "Damn G walkers mess up my god damn grass"

by Robbierw June 16, 2008

Walking Contradiction

Someone who is constantly talking nonsense but thinks he/she is spitting nothing but the facts and is just a prime example of a walking contradiction

Troy Birtell is the perfect example of a walking contradiction. End of story.

by Everyoneandanyone March 8, 2010

Elephant walk

when douchebag frat guys are hazing each other,in this ritual much like elephanst in a row the men take their pants off and insert one thumb in the males ass in front of them and insert their other thumb in their mouth. Than they proceed to walk as circus elephants in a row,when the first douchebag's thumb to fall out of the first one's asshole,they must replace it with the thumb that was once in their mouth and replace it with the soiled thumb

Man we were hazing the fresh-meat at the house last night and three of them got sick from the elephant walk we made them pull!

by killa-B52423 February 11, 2010