Rip Van Penis

you put your dick in front of the pool jet and it rips your penis open (true story)

“I had to got to the hospital yesterday because i tried a Rip Van Penis.”

by sexington on twitter July 1, 2019

Eddie Van Halen

Best. Guitarist. Ever.

Eruption by Eddie Van Halen is the sexiest guitar solo

by UltimateDoge January 2, 2023

Dizzy Van Winkle

rap name for Charlamagne Tha God

Dizzy Van Winkle made diss tracks against other celebs.

by Coop Dupe December 14, 2019

The Van Schwack Law

When the explanation for why something is incorrect takes far longer to say then it does to say the incorrect thing. Like when someone like a guy named Van Schwack calls a false equivalency an apples to apples comparison and the explanation takes far longer than one sentence to explain a one sentence mistake.

Van Schwack,"that comparing apples to apples I don't see the false equivalency"

Intelligent people," oh boy that's going to take a while to explain. The Van Schwack Law told me this would happen. "

by Lark Druid February 6, 2022

Gijs van Iwaarden

Someone who tries to be funny all the time. Also he'll try to fit in the group, wich he succeeds most of the time. A "Gijs van Iwaarden" is 9/10 times sarcastic, don't take him too serious. If you do, he will tell you otherwise.
Watch out if you see him outside in the dark though.

Sometimes he is such a Gijs van Iwaarden, he won't stop bregging about himself.

by Goezz November 22, 2021

joep van kreij

A name for the best guy in the world.

Look at him, he must be joep van kreij.

by Not Joep November 23, 2021

Noud van Halteren

A small, almost non-existent penis. Most of the time, because of this, a Noud van Halteren doesn’t get noticed. Which makes people say:

Who the fuck is Noud van Halteren?

by Nulloscentimetros December 5, 2022