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delightfully twisted

A happy act of delightfulness with a small touch of something undescribable
I love the delightfully twisted imagination that you have.
by Jennasequa February 9, 2020
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Twisted Patriot

A person who loves their country so much that they would wish, if not inflict, harm upon anyone who criticizes or talks "badly" about it. To these people, their country as perfect, and if anyone says otherwise, they deserved to be dealt with in the most dehumanizing way possible.
Friend 1: Did you see in the news? A Trump supporter got arrested for assaulting a man who was kneeling during the national anthem.
Friend 1: Talk about a Twisted Patriot.
by Hethrikos November 25, 2020
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Twisted Ginger

N. Water with grenadine and lime, ordered to get a somewhat delicious drink for free because you order it as "Water... with lime and grenadine"
He got a Twisted Ginger by mistake but kept ordering them because he liked the sweet taste and cheap price.
by ChadrockSexington April 9, 2010
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twisted lady

When you wake up in the morning and your jeans are so wrapped around themselves you hsve trouble getting back into them so you can leave before she wakes up.
She caught me while I was halfway pulling up my jeans. She was such a twisted lady she wanted to serve me tea.
by Skarr Phase July 9, 2023
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Falbonian Twist

Twists and turns in the plot of a short comedy sketch. Created and popularized by director Tyler Falbo.
I thought I knew where this sketch was heading but that was before the classic Falbonian twist.
by peeterpeeterpumpkineater February 28, 2024
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Haitian Twist

When an obese Haitian women with a lot of body hair sits on your groin and proceeds to twist around until your genitalia become dark purple.
"My dick is shaped like a pretzel after that Haitian Twist"
by JamesNewton January 31, 2025
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twisted rosing

the act of twisting a person's balls counter clockwise with a mechanical claw while inserting a rose to their urethra
I want to watch the video of Qwaned twisted rosing Alch.
by qwaned September 5, 2024
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