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Darwin Trap

1. A Darwin Trap is an obvious -hazard with appropriate signage -that can be avoided easily, causing no harm or inconvenience and yet somehow, some poor idiot inevitably gets trapped, hurt, killed, or maimed by the aforementioned obstacle, complementing Darwin's theory of evolution "only the strong survive"

2. A social economic state in which Business needs constant constant growth to appease stockholders, which inevitably screws up the economy because there is only so much business market to go around.
A manhole with no cover surrounded by barricades, flashing lights, and danger signs indicating there is a danger, an obvious Darwin Trap. Well cautioned Idiot gets stuck, hurt or killed from entering the "no fly zone", usually making the local 8'oclock news.
by Fukn Meat Head April 21, 2013
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The brother trap

When a love interest refers to you as an elder brother/little sister.
Got stuck in the brother trap when confessed in my feelings to my crush.
by K84U January 21, 2019
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Seminal Trappings

artistic expression used to describe the latest flood of cookie cutter songs from every current-era male pop musician. Recognizable by the usual accompaniment of pianos or violins, these are the songs that are inducing the collective menstrual cycles of the radio free world. Although usually reserved for male musicians, the term can, in some instances, be applied to the critique of female musicians if the faux-testosterone level is deemed beyond the “Vaginal Moanings” term assigned to the same music.
Male: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Seminal Trappings of Matchbox 20.
Female: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Seminal Trappings of Amy Winehouse and KT Tunstall.
by John Wesley February 6, 2008
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stench trap

Ray's mom has a stench trap
by rayWALLY'sDAD February 19, 2009
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status trap

a Facebook or Myspace status that grabs people's attention because of its absurdity and/or humor, forcing them to comment on it or like it.
when Matt placed a status trap of "Am I fat if I bring a box of girl scout cookies to the bathroom with me." he got 6 likes and 10 comments.
by loopus November 8, 2010
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Trap Run

Any dungeon/raid that has bad DPS/Heals/Tanks or just people that die often enough that a run that supposed to take 20min will take 1-2 hours instead.

Can also be applied in real-life as well. A quick run to Wal-Mart to buy milk with someone else turns into a full blown grocery run where 5 minutes has turned into 3 hours.
Ex.1
Player 1: Hey, lets run a quick dungeon I got 20 minutes before work starts.

Player 2: Sure, just don't take Pussyslayer69 and Licklord86 those two are floormats and will turn this into a Trap Run.

Ex.2
Him: Hey babe I'm gonna run to walmart for some milk be back in 5mins.
Her: Hey let me come with you.
Him: Sure, lets go.

Three hours later.....

Him: What a trap run!
by Deumus September 27, 2017
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Flap Trap

When you go to the store, and see several people, but you can’t escape talking to them and get stuck talking for a long period.
by Humble Goose November 26, 2018
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