Tipsy Tinkle 

A Tipsy Tinkle is when one is plastered and proceeds to urinate on the closest surface. The Tipsy Tinkle occurs more than we know. It is not uncommon for it to take place at large social gatherings such as concerts, large parties, and bar mitzvahs.

It can happen almost anywhere!
tipsy tinkling can happen:
in a parking garage
in a kfc next to the register
a shopping mall's food court
on a lawn
during rehab
on your father
in a bouncy bounce
in court
while undergoing conquest or territorial expansion

For the sake of discussion, let's say a smashed chick staggers off to some suburban lawn and proceeds to tipsy tinkle, (see pioneers*) causing a lasting stain. In this situation, the tipsy tinkler could likely be caught; facing embarrassment, prosecution, reality, and a "triple t." The tipsy tinkle victim, such as the owner of the plot of land that was pissed on, could and will likely throw a "triple t" or a "tipsy tinkle tantrum." Since the tipsy tinkler is relatively defenseless because they are wasted, they are confronted and eventually conquered. This can result in serious injury or fatality, blindness, erectile disfunction, and being exiled for the tipsy tinkle purpetrator.

Note worthy pioneers of the tipsy tinkle are Mel Gibson, Phil Collins, Jen Steverson*, and Carlos Mencia.

Yo, that beat ho wandered off and straight up tipsy tinkled by the swing set!

Tipsy Tinkle by Johnny Mo November 10, 2008

ghetto ticket 

When you don't have a ticket to a concert but still show up to listen or semi watch the show behind the security fence.

I ain't paying $90 for that show, I'll ghetto ticket it instead.

ghetto ticket by GhettoTicket June 13, 2018

tickled up

Something that is so hilarious that you feel like your'e going to fall over from laughing so hard

Ke Ke was making some unny faces that had me so tickled up!

tickled up by dallas chick 2004 March 26, 2004

ticklement 

To be punished by being tickled. Considered a socially-acceptable torture by some and just plain silly by others. Regardless, ticklement is a severe punishment by any standards, as the victim of ticklement will giggle, laugh, and probably kick and scream violently until they wet their pants or pass out from lack of breath; or, on rare occasions, those giving the punishment might run out of energy, leaving the victim gasping for breath while simultaneously wheezing the last few chuckles out of their system.
Note - Ticklement is extremely effective if the victim is ticklish and giggles like a girl.

Haley - "Don't take my phone unless you want severe ticklement."
Dan - "No! Not ticklement!"

ticklement by dan.s October 23, 2008

Ticklee 

A person being tickled.

“Jack is being the ticklee for today’s game.”
could also mean
“Jack is getting tickled for today’s game.”

Ticklee by DEFlNER April 5, 2019

tip tickler 

1. A hilarious joke that someone tells that can often be interpreted as very strange and obscure, but still gets a lot of good laughs.

2. A homeless man, usually of Chinese descent, who stands on the 405 highway in Los Angeles offering circumcisions for only twenty dollars with a rusty scalpel to anyone desiring their foreskin to be removed.

Gee, that one sure was a tip tickler!

Hey, Jim, you're Christian, right? You should totally speak to that tip tickler over there.

tip tickler by garfsnarf December 17, 2022

ticketiquette 

Etiquette rules for members of a ticketing system to handle tickets between staff members.

“You assigned a ticket to me without asking. That’s bad ticketiquette!”

ticketiquette by Ticketman September 28, 2017