catholic grading system

A=Gay for Jesus
B=no longer virgin

C=Cucked by Nuns
D=Dicked by priest

F=Fucked by pope

I have an F in scripture Jonny, I hope I don't get sent to the pope. Man, I love the catholic grading system

by FastBallPaul December 4, 2017

Tingly System

Smacking your weiner until it tingles

Hey I did the tingly system last night

by Callus April 8, 2022

The Balled Bald System

The balled bald system is a system in which balled is good and bald is bad.

You hear about The Balled Bald System yet? it is so balled

by Siddwell740 October 10, 2022

My craziness has a system

A phrase one can use when only when going so off-piste that even expressions describing off-pistness are adulterated.

Tim: "Hey Rene, that‘s a pretty curveball approach to pouring a red wine... but I guess it worked out alright"

Rene: "Well, my craziness has a system."

by jimmyjamole January 21, 2018

Sexurity System

A security system that inevitably prevents one from having intercourse, usually due to the inability to sneak out in the middle of the night, or worry of getting caught by parents, guardians, or any type of house mate.

"Dammit, I'm sorry, babe, I would be fucking you right now if it weren't for this lame ass sexurity system... Yeah, maybe next time we can try."

by legendofalex123 May 13, 2014

System Design

The best class ever!

I'm so excited to go to System Design!

by fhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhffhhfh May 13, 2021

Duckie&Goose System

When friends are allowed to be together

Kyle and stacy used to duckie&goose system.

by GOOSE&DUCKIE February 3, 2020