Crisco Pole

When the police try to interfere on what's only good fun...

We were only having fun when we discovered the Crisco pole, since PPD greased Philly's street poles in Crisco when the Eagles won to prevent climbing but, lo and behold, true Birds fans succeeded on the slippery climb.

by southphillyclout January 28, 2018

Pole Huncher

An perfect early morning shit

“I ripped a enjoyable pole huncher this morning.”

by jinkeys February 28, 2021

pole vacuum

a cocksucking whore who will suck cock at any time, for any reason, at any place, for anyone, but especially for elderly people with a credit card and a beamer.

thera is a total pole vacuum.

by use pi, bitch! October 23, 2008

built like a utility pole

Extremely lanky, tall and skinny, like a utility pole

That Mfer over there built like a utility pole!

by ichitaraaa January 20, 2022

pole toker

Someone who sucks dick

Alex made me so mad, I just looked at him and screamed "your just a big ol pole toker!"

by Ol river turner May 8, 2016

The Pole

The Pole, citurated at Marist, is the most beautiful thing in the world. Even more beautiful than a Banana next to a Banana.

The Pole is so very beautiful today. The Pole-ice defend it well.

by Buetiful boy September 6, 2018

Pole sex

When your in you how and out of nowhere a pole crashes right into the center of your anus

Me: lalala
Also me: ugh that pole feels goo
Pole sex try it

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019