by big brain person <3 March 19, 2022
Get the ur mum mug.A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:
* Controversy
* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
* Controversy
* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022
Get the Jam-mum mug.A mother or a mother of a child. The word can be used as an insult on someone typically on your mum or you.
your mum.
your mum.
Steve: "Hey Jimmy tell me a joke"
Jimmy: "your mum"
And that was the last time we ever saw Jimmy again...
Jimmy: "your mum"
And that was the last time we ever saw Jimmy again...
by Senor Ghost November 25, 2021
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Get the mums mug.Used to reply to “your mum”. Can be used against someone else however is never actually relevant to the other persons mother.
by Ug8tar August 12, 2022
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