ur mum

a joke that 12-year-old boys use, and they think they're funny.

'ur mum'
nothing else, just ur mum

by big brain person <3 March 19, 2022

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022

your mum

A mother or a mother of a child. The word can be used as an insult on someone typically on your mum or you.

your mum.

Steve: "Hey Jimmy tell me a joke"
Jimmy: "your mum"

And that was the last time we ever saw Jimmy again...

by Senor Ghost November 25, 2021

Mum

noun: mum; plural noun: mums
one's mother.

"she often goes round to see her mum, who lives nearby"

by Good definition November 4, 2021

mums

Like sayin i swear
promisin
-used by chavs/roadmen

“Your gf cheating”
“Acc? Say mums”
“Mums”

by a1.shiver.me.timbers November 23, 2020

Your mum also

Used to reply to “your mum”. Can be used against someone else however is never actually relevant to the other persons mother.

Person 1 “Your mum”
Person 2 “Your mum also”
Person 1 “damn he got me there”

by Ug8tar August 12, 2022

MUM

Is very fat

Hey your mum is very fat

by hey when will dad come back December 2, 2022