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The Most Interesting Man in the World
The Most Interesting Man in the World is an advertising campaign for the Dos Equis brand of beer.
The advertisements feature a bearded, debonair gentleman roughly in his 70s, portrayed by actor Jonathan Goldsmith.
They also feature a montage (mostly in black and white) of daring exploits involving "the most interesting man" when he was younger.
Here are some interesting facts about the mot interesting man in the world:
He lives vicariously through himself.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed and right-handed.
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
The police often question him just because they find him interesting.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
Cuba imports cigars from him.
His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”
He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
He bowls overhand.
He tips an astonishing 100%.
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
His passport requires no photograph.
He can identify UFOs
His words carry weight that would break a less interesting mans jaw
The advertisements feature a bearded, debonair gentleman roughly in his 70s, portrayed by actor Jonathan Goldsmith.
They also feature a montage (mostly in black and white) of daring exploits involving "the most interesting man" when he was younger.
Here are some interesting facts about the mot interesting man in the world:
He lives vicariously through himself.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed and right-handed.
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
The police often question him just because they find him interesting.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
Cuba imports cigars from him.
His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”
He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
He bowls overhand.
He tips an astonishing 100%.
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
His passport requires no photograph.
He can identify UFOs
His words carry weight that would break a less interesting mans jaw
The Most Interesting Man in the World by canopen123canclosed March 11, 2015
Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man
When a girl inserts a roll of quarters into a guys ass hole, then proceeds to jerk him off while he is squatting and his penis is aimed towards a paper cup (like the ones used to hold ice cream at the ice cream shop). When the guy cums into the cup, the pressure of the orgasm pushes the quarters out.
So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!
So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!
Girl, my man be smilin' like a fat kid at Baskin' Robins. All because I gave him a "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man", ate the snack and spent the money!
Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man by CountDisco October 22, 2012
Man In The Mirror
One extraordinary man, whose influence and strength has left an indelible historical mark on the fabric of social consciousness; so powerful it has changed global thinking, and even political thinking. Michael Jackson's spirit and truth will inhabit the Earth forever. His message was L.O.V.E.
Man In The Mirror by PY Love and Peace December 10, 2012
the ninja bread man
a ginger bread man completely covered in black icing, this is 900% more deadly than the original ginger bread man, hence his catchphrase.
"run run as fast as you, it doesn't matter i'm probaly waiting in a toaster to kill you"
"run run as fast as you, it doesn't matter i'm probaly waiting in a toaster to kill you"
"what do u think killed him detective?"
"this could only be the work of THE NINJA BREAD MAN .........god help us all"
"this could only be the work of THE NINJA BREAD MAN .........god help us all"
the ninja bread man by pigaloo September 30, 2009
A Man On The Inside
Detective: At Exactly 3 P.M. I Want Everyone At That Warehouse.We're Gonna Catch Them With That Shipment For Sure.
Policeman: How Can You Be So Sure?
Detective: 'Cause I've Got A Man On The Inside.
Policeman: How Can You Be So Sure?
Detective: 'Cause I've Got A Man On The Inside.
A Man On The Inside by DGringo October 1, 2009