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jam handy

1. The popular 1940's Educational Film Production Company, 'Jam Handy', who created such classic films as "A Case of Spring Fever"
2. The even more popular sexual favour, provided by certain prostitutes, whereby the hand job is enhanced by liberal application of various jams, jellies and preserves. At the lower end of the menu is the 'Hartley's Strawberry Jam Handy', which will cost on average £2.50 due to the low fruit content, all the way up to Fortnam and Mason's High Grove Organic Damson Preserve , which will cost a discerning customer at least £10 a Handy. Seville Orange Marmalade Handy's are seasonal.
Most Jam Handys are executed with seedless jam, but there are some fringe extremists that prefer seeded raspeberry Jam Handys, known in the trade as "Dick Raspers".
"Nigel, where does one acquire a Jam Handy in this borough?"
"Why Nigel, I believe one can have a quality Jam Handy down behind the Tesco's if you're in the mood for some Hartley's seedless Raspberry, 35 percent fruit, only £2.50. Bargain."
"Why thank you Nigel, you're a real chap."
"Unless you're one of those filthy Dick Raspers, in which case I'll have to call the local constabulary."
"Oh Nigel, how could you."
"And I always took you for a marmalade man. And I let you watch my children."
by Adrian Potato September 26, 2020
mugGet the jam handymug.

jam towel

Judy, you got a jam towel; it's my time of the month?
by I-Have-No-Name! January 18, 2009
mugGet the jam towelmug.

Space Jammed

When your bitch ass friend steals your skill in order to win a bet or competition of any sort
Well i bet i could shoot three free throws but James Space Jammed me and shot them all blind folded.
by Girdlemaster June 9, 2017
mugGet the Space Jammedmug.

Jam Hole

The hole where the jam is inserted into a jam doughnut.
I put my finger into the jam hole and all of the jam came out.
by DHFC_Paul April 26, 2019
mugGet the Jam Holemug.

Rope Jam

An opportunity for practitioners of kinbaku/shibari/rope bondage/rope work to gather and learn how to tie and be tied in a friendly, collegial environment. Rope jams are not play/sex parties but rather focus on the technical aspects of bondage.
I learnt to tie a single column tie at the last rope jam.
by stroodiboodi June 16, 2021
mugGet the Rope Jammug.

Jam Pusher

The kind of person who makes several metric asstons of jam every year, turns up unannounced at your house with carrier bags of full jam-jars, then "accidentally" leave those bags at your house even though you've flatly refused any more bleedin' jam (which you had to do because all your cupboards are full of jam from them doing the same last year, and you couldn't even shift it on to anyone else because all *their* cupboards are full of jam).

Original coinage by Johnny Defective (Norwich, United Kingdom)
"I love seeing Auntie Doris, but she's a total jam pusher. I went to visit her once and when I got home I found a jar of raspberry marmalade in my handbag."
by Shinydan August 10, 2014
mugGet the Jam Pushermug.

dusty jam

when old people stop in the middle of the isle at the suppermarket causing a people jam.
man1:dude what took you so long?
man2:i got stuck in a dusty jam when some old fogie couldn't decide on a soup.
by tomcon5 February 28, 2009
mugGet the dusty jammug.

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