Swedish Goggles

When you hang your nuts over a girls forehead and they cover her eyes like a pair of goggles.

"After I busted a nut I laid my dick on her head and gave her Swedish goggles"

by Uncle Virg December 3, 2020

fail goggles

When a guy/girl fails at getting action or maintaining a relationship with a person, he/she won't find others as attractive as said person. The strength/length of fail goggles is dependent upon time and emotional attachment.

Guy - "I just don't find her that attractive."

Friend - "Dude, you just broke up, so you have the fail goggles on. She's a 10 and I know you'd normally agree with me."

by kanji_sasahara October 24, 2011

Rally Goggles

(verb)
When two people squat over someone lying on the ground, placing their bare buttholes directly on the person’s eyes—giving them a pair of “muddy goggles.”

"Bro, last night at the frat party, Kyle passed out, and we gave him Rally Goggles. Dude woke up wearing the muddiest goggles ever!"

by OC2025 July 21, 2025

Cock goggles

The inability to see past the dick that was thrown on you by a man who initiates an orgasm to the point of excusing all flaws, shitheadedness, and sarcastic remarks he makes.

Dude, dumb bitch has cock goggles after I owned that shit.

I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.

I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".

by Dr. Ima King, PhD May 7, 2022

Military Goggles

Military Goggles - n. The phenomenon that happens when someone instantly becomes more attractive just by being in the military.

Not to be confused with tactical goggles (totally different).

At first I thought Mike was a 7, but then he put his ACUs on. It might be the military goggles, but now Mike is definitely a 9.

by KaeCee423 November 26, 2015

Ski Goggles

To inject Heroin into your eyeballs.

"I gave myself Ski Goggles last night after I found heroin in the trash."

by ZeroFromLoDo May 5, 2013

Corona Goggles

Similar to beer goggles, however its when you have been in lockdown for far too long that you would find anyone attractive. Especially when they are covered up by a face mask.

Am I really attracted to you or is it the corona goggles talking?

by tippycamelbak September 25, 2020