Someone who uses facebook for the sole purpose of complaining about his or her life even though their problems are minimal compared to that of society.
Jake: My life sucks and nobody likes me. All I do is play video games and get on facebook.
Rodney: Dude, people have it a lot worse than you do. At least you have internet access and gaming systems. All you are is a facebook complainer. Shut the fuck up and quit feeling sorry for yourself cause no one else does.
Rodney: Dude, people have it a lot worse than you do. At least you have internet access and gaming systems. All you are is a facebook complainer. Shut the fuck up and quit feeling sorry for yourself cause no one else does.
by preparation_H August 13, 2011
Get the Facebook Complainermug. The act of scrolling through the friends list of a facebook friend actively looking for a person to be set-up with.
by FuelRod January 26, 2009
Get the Facebook Shoppingmug. A facebook tickle, or a fickle, is a feeble attempt at a frape often by a girl to one of her close friends, which has no serious implications, and may even benefit the 'victim'.
''Luv *friends name* soooo much!!! bbf4lyf 2k11 hehehehe''
''dude is that meant to be a frape? more like a facebook tickle''
''could be getting fraped right now but i'll let him off...''
''pussy! shoulda just fraped him, that's just a fickle! :P''
''fickle?
''facebook tickle >.<''
''dude is that meant to be a frape? more like a facebook tickle''
''could be getting fraped right now but i'll let him off...''
''pussy! shoulda just fraped him, that's just a fickle! :P''
''fickle?
''facebook tickle >.<''
by manbearcamel April 27, 2011
Get the facebook ticklemug. Someone who tries to have a lot of friends and become popular over facebook. Some symptoms include consistently posting inspirational statuses, too many pictures, liking everything. Self explanatory name.
by coolging805 July 14, 2011
Get the facebook tryhardmug. by mnkey kilr June 13, 2010
Get the Facebook A Kmug. I was writing my term paper on the computer, and suddenly realized I was on Facebook.com. Totally had a Facebook Spasm.
I was sitting in the computer lab and the guy across the room constantly went to Facebook.com. Talk about a lot of Facebook Spasms.. spazz!!
I was sitting in the computer lab and the guy across the room constantly went to Facebook.com. Talk about a lot of Facebook Spasms.. spazz!!
by tallyhallic April 27, 2009
Get the facebook spasmmug. a feeling of intense or growing anger brought on by other Facebook users' comments or posts. Such behavior might include sarcasm, verbal insults, name calling, making threats, or, in extreme situations, yo momma insults. Facebook rage can lead to excessive Googling in search of supporting facts, incorrect quotations, screaming at your computer, throwing your phone out the window, high blood pressure, twitching eyes, and insomnia.
Why does Jesse look so bad this morning?
She was up all night with Facebook rage when Nate asked why people would oppose gay marriage, and then someone responded that marrying children and animals would be next.
She was up all night with Facebook rage when Nate asked why people would oppose gay marriage, and then someone responded that marrying children and animals would be next.
by jessegrace5 March 28, 2013
Get the Facebook ragemug.