Chav

A working class lad who wears a two-piece sport tracksuit and nike 270s. He carries his mum's kitchen knife because he thinks he's hard and shouts at McDonalds staff for forgetting to put another pickle In his Big Mac. He smokes shit weed on the daily and will tell you to go go suck your mum

"Look at that gang of chavs over there, they can't be up to any good"

by Snowflakemelter March 10, 2020

Chav

Can be used to replace the words idiot and retard in a sentence.

Bloke 1: “why are you angry?”
Bloke 2: “some chav cut me up on the motorway this morning”

by Baconflavouredcrisps April 1, 2019

chav

slags that wait outside the shop asking bypassers if they have a ciggy

chav: pass us a ciggy
bypasser: uhh no your 12...

by pick pocketer March 29, 2022

british chav

a person who is from britain, is likely to corner you in a dark street and/or wears 5 layers of foundation 2 shades darker than necessary

person 1:oi mate yeah bruv i’m talking to you
person 2:british chav

by *insert imaginative name here* December 17, 2024

Chav Face

The a non working class actor protraying a working class character, or using working class mannerism and culture. For example Jimmy McNulty in The Wire, was played by upper class, privately educated, Englishman Dominic West.

Benedict Cumberbatch is playing a striking miner in an upcoming film, typical posh boy putting on chav face.

by Cpt_JD July 21, 2019

comcast chav

annoying but nice Comcast guy that comes to your house to fix your tv. making you feel uncomfortable and akward because he's invading your privacy, and dressed like he thinks he's Justin Timberlake in his olden days. (chav attire)
walks out the door saying "have a good one sir"

me- "is sir annoying leaving?"
dad- "what do you mean?"
me- "the comcast guy is kind of making me feel akward. is he leaving?"
dad- "no, he's gonna try to fix the tv"
me- "oh, that's annoying..."

*walks away, thinks to self, what a comcast chav*

by Angie12banjo December 4, 2010

Chav

A horrifying species who reside in Britain. Often to be found in their main habitat- outside MacDonalds or in school spraying their Victoria's secret spray and choking half the class. To this day they have not learned how to apply makeup properly and can often be found wearing almost a whole bottle of bronzer. They also seem to think slug eyebrows look good. To summarise, if you are ever unfortunate enough to meet one, good luck and R.I.P

1. "Mate you know Sarah? She's such a chav. I'm scared to go near her cuz she might slap me with that messy bun of hers"
2. I'm scared I might get infected with the chav disease. Chav-itis is almost as bad as Corona Virus

by JOE_DAD February 28, 2020