Sucky sucky tube

A tunnel in which friends with benefits gather to perform the "sucky sucky "act. After a night in this bad boy friends are no longer friends.

Laalasa: anushka and aneesh spent HOURS in the sucky sucky tube last night
Ritika: oh? I hope they got home safe! their parents are so worried

by doodoohed April 19, 2021

gomer tube

A reference to a tampon. In a sense, it's a codeword for a male to comfortably talk to other males about tampons in the presence of a female.

Don't ever look in a woman's purse, or else you'll encounter many gomer tubes.

by andrewProgrammer June 18, 2011

Leather Tube

When you get aggressively fuck a cow.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear what happened to Jerry when he ran out onto that field?
Person 2: Yeah, he leather tubed'ed a couple of the farmer's cows. I filmed it and put it up on pornhub!
Person1: Sweet! What's the link?

by KittenPopo May 29, 2020

Tube tickle

When there’s an itchy-tickly feeling in your urethra. Typically dealt with in males by applying pressure to the taint.

Shit. Hey nobody look, I’ve got a tube tickle to fix.

by NiLemonHeadass July 10, 2019

test tube

Ab experiment, it was a test tube baby; They used them as a test tube, their lives were turned into experiments.

1. I'm going to turn your life into a test tube
2. Those aren't his real parents he was a test tube baby, jane is barren.

by JoJoUrbanLegend January 18, 2021

wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man

A sex move that can only be done by flailing your arms around like one of those inflatable wacky guys at your local Oil Change shop.

It is also a Family Guy Cutaway Gag in the style of the Billy Mays' Oxy-Clean commercials, with the name Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse.

Zach: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man last night.
Mike: Cool.

by AlHarringtonWackyWavingTubeMen February 26, 2024

Tube Sockin'

When someone has a prolapsed asshole and it sticks out of their tighty whiteys like a tube sock

Gay bro 1: (eyebrows moving up and down)
Ooooohhh la la looks like someones been Casing sausage with their asshole
Gay BRO 2: "It's fun, you should try it, it's called TUBE SOCKIN'

Definition courtesy of Ben and Mariah

by Definition Courtesy of Ben & M January 15, 2022