Teachers

Essentially, they're prison guards in a maximum security federal prison nearest to you! Like real guards, some are nice, most are demonic fuckers who don't get paid enough to give a damn about your wellbeing and are assholes to the entire class.

depressed student: goddamn it! My teachers are such whores! this place is hell

by my_fucking_mother April 8, 2022

teacher

A FUCKING BITCH WHO KILLS EVERYBODY WITH HOMEWORK.NO NEED TO SAY ANYMORE.

Student A: My teacher put me in detention!!!
Student B: Yeah she is a fucking bitch!!!
Teacher (comes in): WTF DID YOU SAY?????? YOU'RE SUSPENDED!!!!!!!

by jok3risgoodandmurderseverone July 22, 2016

english teacher

annoying fuck who needs to stfu.

the English teacher is annoying

by guy who submitted this February 9, 2023

teacher

An idiot who couldnt finish college so they became a state teacher.
They hate you, and theybonly give you 10 hours of homework.
And if you wanted march to be a happy month than FUCK YOU, READ THE WHOLE BOOK WHEN WE ONLY ASK 2 QUESTIONS.

you dont use teacher in a sentence, use cunt instead

by Densest March 1, 2017

teacher

A person that helps you with problems that you wouldn't have without them

my teacher sucks ass

by glitch714 January 8, 2025

That Vegan Teacher

She is a vegan karen teacher. She forces every YouTuber on the planet to be vegan. She attacked Cocomelon for not being vegan. Her logic is dumber than Cailou. She is killing her dog for feeding her "vegan" foods. She harasses everyone.

Girl: I have a phobia..

Boy: What is it?

Girl: thatveganteacherphobia...

Boy: me too...

Girl: That vegan teacher is..horrifying

by iiSimplyBrxwnie November 21, 2021

Teacher

A professional babysitter with the occasional lesson.

blah balh bau Teacher

by Philosopher stone jr December 11, 2023