net slap

a term of virtual endearment, usually being a virtual slap upside the head for inappropriate behavior or badly timed comments much like a zing

p: i like trucks with big tires
d: thats what she said
p: net slap

by blessedbeatnik February 03, 2011

Hoop Slap

Hoop slap is like a happy slap, except you do it with your anus. The hoop slapper must first relax their anus muscles just enough to be able to slap their friend round the face with it when they're least expecting it, resulting in them being repulsed and humiliated, yet left breathless from the shock and rolling around the floor with laughter because they didn't see it coming!

Hoop Slapper: *approaches from behind* Hey gurl...
Victim: Hey you, whats up! *turns around*
Hoop Slapper: *hoop slap* Gotcha!
Victim: *gets hoop slapped* Oh what the hell! Hahahaha. I'll get you next time!

by Nola070619 February 13, 2011

lun slap

From the Indian word lun meaning penis, to 'cock slap' someone.

Guy 1: 'Aha your mom is soo fat...'
Guy 2: 'Seriously dude you better shut up or ima lun slap you'

by J,A,H October 08, 2009

Slapping water

The definition of slapping water is swimming typically performed by swimmers

Let’s go slap some water slapping water

by Retnuh snomlas January 13, 2020

Bollock Slap

When you get out the bath and your nads are dangling and dripping wet, then you thrust back and forth and the bollocks slap on the anus and tummy.

Standing naked, legs slightly apart, balls dangling and thrusting. Bollocks slap against the tummy and the arse simutaneously. Bollock Slap.

by RhysMac February 05, 2012

Chap slap

When a male gets slapped in the gonads by another male and the latter shouts "CHAP SLAP!"

"Chap slap!" keiran exclaimed as he whacked aden in the gonads

by Richard Bronze-Balls Johnson December 21, 2014

unicorn slap

when you slap your partner with your dick covered in sprinkles and frosting

I just got Unicorn Slapped by Mike Tyson

by MIKEY TYRONE December 18, 2013