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Beef Gardener

One who performs oral sex. Typically on a female. Cunnilingus or Fellatio.
Dave was a Beef Gardener.
Gillian didn't care cause she wasn't getting any of that.

Gillian used to be a Beef Gardener until she advanced and grew a beef garden of her own.
Dave was hardcore butthurt because he wasn't getting any of that.
by bogosuperelf June 29, 2020
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golden garden

I can’t believe you actually googled golden garden thinking it was a sex position
by ACloser December 12, 2017
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Person who shits in gardens

Bearded Jesus looking type of gentleman who cannot control his bowel movements and thus deficates on people’s lawns like an annoying neighbours cat
Person who shits in gardens
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Muddy Garden

To engage in anal intercourse only to find your partner has not prepared themselves for sexual congress
Cory: "Dude, it don't look like you douched beforehand!"
Devon: "You know I always clean the rosebud for you"
Cory: "I'm totally not into playing in a muddy garden with you"
by rob-not-bob September 6, 2014
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Proper garden tool

She may be hot, but she's a proper garden tool.
by DaHolmes April 21, 2024
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Garden Gnome

Some tiny little man who is one of the funniest and coolest guy you will meet. He is such a well rounded guy and is good at almost everything he does. (He is also very good looking). But the one down size is he is tiny and can be a dick.
Ya know, Tyler is such a Garden Gnome
by ur mom gay 1245780 September 24, 2021
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Garden State Plaza

Giant mall in Paramus, New Jersey.

Its loaded with many stores, from average clothing to snob outfits. It has a food court where big macs cost $20.

People come to hang out and scream at the top of their lungs for no reason

Getting in and out of the parking lot is a nightmare

At night time it becomes a stunt track for people who vape and drive sports cars

It also has a movie theater where everything is expensive
Garden state plaza is definitely a place to avoid
by FlabbyPancakeSause August 28, 2025
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