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The greatest kickboxer the world has every known.
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roundhouse kick you in the face, smartass.
Chuck Norris is not a force of nature; nature is a force of Chuck Norris.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
There can be only 1 Chuck Norris, and then he will
roundhouse kick you in the face, smartass.
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Get the Chuck Norris mug.A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could supply the world with energy for the next 2.53 billion years. However, due to the level of danger involved in trying to harness this immense source of energy, scientists have resorted to a safer avenue of research; trying to control the kaboom from thermonuclear weapons. It is also suggested a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick may hold the key to incredible new breakthroughs in propulsion technology.
The Mars Lander did not actually crash on Mars because of a programming mistake... The transporter carrying the lander to the launch site cut Chuck Norris off and he roundhouse kicked the lander *into* Mars. NASA officials are attempting to understand this new form of propulsion. So far there have been no survivors from this dangerous research. NASA is accepting applications at this time.
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