bedtime-vs.-age debacle

Refers to the age-old "cranky conundrum" issue about when children want to go to bed as opposed to when adults wish to do so. Many youngsters detest bedtime and want to delay it as long as possible, whereas grownups often can't wait to "hit da hay", and are also always looking to "catch a few extra winks" whenever possible.

Da whole bedtime-vs.-age debacle equally applies to getting up in the morning, as well --- many kids are totally "rarin' to go" at da crack of dawn, whereas their exhausted parents would happily "sleep till noon" if they had da choice.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

Tadpole age

Tadpole age is a simpler name for half-your-age-plus-seven rule. It is the lowest age you can stoop to when pursuing a romantic interest.

Kaye just walked out with someone that JUST meets her tadpole age.

Well she will have fun with that young man!

by Singletini September 11, 2009

Sour Aged

Where a person of age has grown impatient, lazy and thus selfish due to understanding how the world works

My father has grown "Sour Aged"

by Ass_Pounder October 5, 2020

Age Immortal

Its When you cannot Die to Age but can die to other things like Getting hit by a car. or being shot. so its not really being Immortal you just cant die to age.

"Im Age Immortal i will Live forever!"

by texan definitons January 2, 2020

Locomotive Age

Moving down the line hauling coal number 9
Well the 1:35 - I can hear you scream
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming
You want to hear the sound of this machine
We got electric lines and a mission dream
Ahead lights flashing and I hear you screaming
Moving down the line now just like me
I got a time bomb. You got a ... ticket to see
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming

Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming
And We′re a far far cry from the locomotive...
Locmotive Age

Moving down the line hauling coal number 9 - 9
Well the 1:35 - I can hear ya scream - dream
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya
Screaming You want to see the side of our big dream
We got sodium lights and a secrecy
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming
And We're a far far cry from the locomotive...
Locmotive Age

Machine...
I hear ya screaming
Moving down the line hauling coal number 9 - 9
Well the 1:35 - I can hear ya scream - dream
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming
Moving down the line now just like me - baby
I got a time bomb you got a ... a ticket to see
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming
And We′re a far far cry from the locomotive...
Locomotive Age

by Death Menace August 14, 2023

age rage

This is when you are in a hurry at any store, and an old person is in line in front of you in line is moving super slow.
Ofter times they insist on using coupons, and paying with a checkbook.

I was in a total age rage, when the old lady insisted on buying one banana with a coupon, and paying with her checkbook.

by dr rocket December 9, 2018

bird keeping age

like beekeeping age except for the people who have birds

that fine man is def bird keeping age

by billy tyler tyler billy August 5, 2025