Shit Wank

The first one ever done by CodComedyTJ it is when you jack off while taking a shit
TJ- I'm having a shit wank
Any normal person- EW WHAT THE FUCK!
by PoopieMcPooperTon February 16, 2021
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shit specs

Similar to beer goggles, when girls that look like shit are infinitely more attractive to a dude who is drunk off his ass.
"Dude did you guys see Nick last night, he totally had shit specs on when he was grinding on that whale!"

"I left my shit specs at home, so I might actually fuck a good looking girl tonight"
by Alphabet Killer September 25, 2011
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Pseudo-shit

A pseudo shit is when a person really feels like they really need to take a dump only to sit on a bowl and read an entire edition of reader's digest. The person will then realize that it was a false call and will leave the bathroom confused. He or she will sometimes flush the toilet to avoid any questions from friends.
I woke up this morning and I thought my bowels had to be released but it was a pseudo-shit.
by hgfs563 June 30, 2010
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Second Shit

The shit that comes up soon after standing and putting on pants after already relieving oneself. Can even hit the five minute mark where one decides to hit. Sort of like a second wind for your butt.
Man, I had just buckled my pants and stepped out of the bathroom when that Second Shit hit me!

Aw weak, I hate when that happens.
by chocotaco! January 13, 2010
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Shit Kit

A bowel cancer testing kit, sent to the over 50's by the Australian and other governments. They send the kit, you send back your poo sample to a laboratory for testing.
Sarah turned 50 and was sent her Shit Kit to determine whether she had bowel cancer or not
by Skippykane November 05, 2018
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Shits aggressively

The act of shitting aggressively.
Guy number 1: Oh hey!

Guy number 2: *shits aggressively*
Guy number 1: wtf
by Not a big boy February 02, 2021
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SHIT, SON

1) a reaction to a really shocking and important story.
2) a way to say "that sucks, i'm sorry" after someone has told you something truly shitteous that happened to them recently.
3) what a father replies to a son when the son asks what is that in the toilet.
1)
kid: "i smoked soo much weed and then ate a pie out of the garbage..."
kids friend: "SHIT, SON!!!!!"

2)
guy #1: "i've had such an awful day. first, my pet fish died. then my girlfriend broke up with me. and now I found out that I only have 2 days to live.
guy #2: "shit, son."

3)
little boy: "daddy, what is that brown stuff in the toilet?"
father: "shit, son."
by Numba123 October 12, 2009
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