ur cat a twat

Like ur aunt a croissant but very worse

Every time this is said, a cat and their owner dies.

Kaila: May I ask you something
Lila: Yeah sure
Kaila: ur cat a twat
*Lila dies, Kaila kills a cat and his owner*

by LPSfarcry10thousand December 30, 2018

suck ur nan

this means to politely go and suck you grandma.

Person 1: Suck ur nan
Person 2: Oi what you say?

by bundaeater123 April 17, 2022

Ur Mom Is A Guy

A classic comeback

"I hate you and everything you represent!"
"Ur Mom Is A Guy"

by Scilica December 21, 2022

ur brother mother

the worst insult in all of history

Jeoff: ur mom gay
Bill:Ur mom lesbian
Jeoff:ur granny tranny
Bill:ur pappy trappy:
Jeoff: Ur sister mister
Bill: Don't make me do it!
Jeoff: Do it pussy

Bill: ur brother mother
(The sun rams into earth)

by ursistermister5 May 13, 2018

ur mom <3

ur mom is hot

"omg ur mom <3 so hot she's a milf"

by taesrealwife🤨 September 11, 2021

Ur mate straight

Can reverse an “ur” phrases

Bill: “someone called my mom gay”
Fred: “don’t worry ur mate straight”

by Memeiboi May 16, 2018

ur dad lesbian

the only roast that can reverse ur mom gay

Frank ur mom gay
me ur dad lesbian
world fucking implodes into death
solersystom entirly collapses
universe is completely obliterated
the multiverse completely dies

by hatman definitions May 31, 2021