Teachers Pet

An annoying ass bitch that does nothing but hate everyone but the teacher, some variants of this creature are fortnite kids, but they snitch on literally everything and everyone, always telling you "I'm telling." Before walking away.

Damn that teachers pet.
What?
He snitched on me for accidently tripping someone.
That fucking teachers pet.

by I hate fortnite kids June 5, 2023

Teacher's pet

Person with mommy/daddy issues

person 1 : She is teacher's pet
person 2 : I didn't know she have mommy/daddy issues

by idkhonestlyhbqw June 22, 2022

freelance teacher

Someone who teaches without any measurable metrics to grade performance.

I will never be unemployed because I can always be a freelance teacher.

by E.Korotki February 19, 2022

Teacher

A person that helps you solve work that you wouldn't have without them

Teachers are a perpetual motion machine.

by Night_lasher0617 November 13, 2022

teacher tag

A high school game between a group of typically girls to see who can seduce a teacher first. Highly illegal and would not recommend.

girl a: lets play teacher tag!
girl b: im not so sure about that

by killerwatts January 19, 2020

Parent Teacher Conference

When your child is so fucking stupid, failing every class and showing no signs that there's no hope they'll ever graduate and move out. It's the last resort is initiated by the parents; an emergency hook up to see if anything can be "worked out".

Dad: Connie, have you seen Norman's latest report card? Goddamn it! How can this boy be so fucking stupid? He's failing 12th grade for the second year in a row. It's even worse this year than last year!!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!

by Old Man Neltson July 27, 2023

Civics Teacher

A large, loud woman who thinks she is the coolest and hip hoppiest kid in her class. She will yell, yet having no reason what so ever. She's so hypocritical, she will have an attitude and when you answer her question, she will have a problem about it acting like your rude. She talks like a preacher and says boy a lot. She will have at least 5 photos of Obama on her wall.

The Civics Teacher, put another 10 posters of Obama on her wall.

by RnG223 October 27, 2021