test

something that a dirty boyfriend lies about getting
see also STD

chris said he got a test, but the fucker was lying

by katerina October 20, 2003

test

1) A test, you are testing some thing

2) A test in the school

1) TEST, 123... Bwahaha

2) A paper filled with boring questions that you should answer

by XiTER May 26, 2003

Tessa Brooks

Tessa Brooks an Intelligent and Beautiful person who just smiles a lot.She’s know for her dancing, acting, and YouTube videos. She’s an inspirational person that you just want as a friend. Basically Tessa Brooks is the BEST!

I wish Tessa Brooks was my Best Friend!

by Brookster:)) May 31, 2018

Tessia

A derivative of the first name Tess, which means "the harvester."

Pronunciation: Tesh-uh (common) -or- Tess-E-uh (rare)

(Not to be confused with Teesh-uh, Tasha, Tessie, Tessa, Tesseract, Tesla, Hey You, .........or even Jessica.)

-noun, adjective, or adverb
(1) It is most frequently used as a hybrid definition to describe a person or idea that evades categorical definition in a similar way that the name evades traditional attempts at pronunciation. The effect of a Tessia is often refreshing or liberating.

-noun
(1) It can also be used to identify a person named Tess who possesses qualities either described by words ending ending in -ia or by concepts denoted by the acronym 'IA', such as 'Interior Architect.'

Ex. 1
Jen: This place has punk decor and a hippie vibe but plays blues music. WTF?
Zoe: It's very Tessia.
Jen: Yeah, how wild! Let's chill.

Ex. 2
Person1: Hey everyone, Tess from Internal Affairs is here!
Person2: It's Tessia! Clean that coke up off your desk!

by Zoenacious February 24, 2010

post traumatic test syndrome

An anxiety disorder resulting from a test that kicked ones ass to the highest degree. Symptoms usually include depression, flashbacks, and binge drinking.

Post traumatic test syndrome or P.T.T.S rankes highest among college students.

That accounting test was so freaken hard, Im going to have a wicked case of post traumatic test syndrome for sure.

by Dustin Merr November 8, 2007

test monkey rage mode

An unreal intense fucking motion where your hips are like a semi auto machine gun, while screaming like a monkey put on acid, and at the climax, screaming FATALITY right before you cum.

While during intercourse, Bob got excited and screamed "test monkey rage mode" after that night, Sarah never walked again.

by bigbooty215 May 5, 2015

test nut

To jack off to something to see if you’re attracted to it

I did a test nut last night to see if I was into traps. It was inconclusive.

by Bonejangles August 6, 2019