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A derivative of the first name Tess, which means "the harvester."

Pronunciation: Tesh-uh (common) -or- Tess-E-uh (rare)

(Not to be confused with Teesh-uh, Tasha, Tessie, Tessa, Tesseract, Tesla, Hey You, .........or even Jessica.)

-noun, adjective, or adverb
(1) It is most frequently used as a hybrid definition to describe a person or idea that evades categorical definition in a similar way that the name evades traditional attempts at pronunciation. The effect of a Tessia is often refreshing or liberating.

-noun
(1) It can also be used to identify a person named Tess who possesses qualities either described by words ending ending in -ia or by concepts denoted by the acronym 'IA', such as 'Interior Architect.'
Ex. 1
Jen: This place has punk decor and a hippie vibe but plays blues music. WTF?
Zoe: It's very Tessia.
Jen: Yeah, how wild! Let's chill.

Ex. 2
Person1: Hey everyone, Tess from Internal Affairs is here!
Person2: It's Tessia! Clean that coke up off your desk!
by Zoenacious February 24, 2010
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