Tess

A fat ugly bitch who is the size of a pregnant whale

Stop takein up space like Tess

by Daddy torb 0w0 December 12, 2018

Tessie

A grade 8 girl who hits on grade 5s, oh and she chased on 5 boys, major tattle tail too.

Wow Tessie is desperate

by Sidechick#34 May 29, 2018

Tess

tess: vtr to rape; to enforce sexual intercourse upon someone after brief yet insufficient flirtation, to later ruin their life

"So I totally Tessed this girl last night!!...The court case is next week"

"Man I Tessed your mum...It was so goddam ambiguous"

"I was going to rape this girl but then I realised it might not be appropiate for the period. So I decided to Tess her."

by El Presidente 22 October 24, 2008

Tessa

If your a Tessa, ur a straight up bum. Complete gaysauce. Real weird. Kinda funny, but ultimately, super stupid. People will always steel youre pencil case and some, if not most of your rice.

Tessa, you bum.

by holdupwut March 20, 2020

Toss Salad

When a homosexual man engages in the act of licking the asshole of another man.

Do you toss salads?

by King Chilie September 28, 2015

toss my salad

When a girl plays with your balls. Tossing them around like a salad

I was tired of handjobs, so I asked her to toss my salad.

by Forlorner November 1, 2006

Tessa

Usually a nasty shovel-faced nag. It is the norm for one of these to go to College with a noticeable "V-Card"

Mike-"Dude, what the hell is wrong with that virgin?"
Bill-"The one who looks like she was attacked by a shovel?"
Mike-"Yeah."
Bill-"She's a Tessa."
Mike-"Oh."

by GaCaSm June 17, 2010