August 1

the day you're gonna feel single, cause thats national gf day which means everybody is gonna be posting their gf's and you're gonna be sitting there in your room looking at everybody's stories crying.

calender: august 1st

everybody: posts their gf
you: cry because you're single

by funnyluv:-) August 1, 2022

February 1

Tell your crush you like them and ask them out❤️ 🩹

She asked her crush out she said yes on a February 1

by I’m unknown February 1, 2022

guy -1

guy -1, the forgotten one.

guy 1: does anybody?... help...
guy -1: hello there, how does it feel to be lost and forgotten?

by guywithaspoon February 8, 2022

skunk 1

the dankest weed ever!!!!!!!

skunk 1 placed has 1st in the canibuss cup 3 years in a row

by CZAR (lance) October 22, 2004

1 timers

The officers of the law in disguise

A shit its them 1 timers leave the bloc.

by Ry-Dro June 17, 2006

Code 1

A. To issue or give the middle finger.

and/or

B. To Fuck Off.

1. I asked my manager for a pay raise and he issued a code 1 right to my face. I guess I may as well go home and issue a code 1 up my own ass.

2. Things were getting hot and heavy on the first date, so I issued a code 1 to her pussy until she had a orgasm. She sent me home with Blue Balls. : (

by solaris123 June 28, 2010

November 1

Text your Gf a cute paragraph

*gf receives paragraph* “aww what was that for”-gf “its November 1”- Bf

by Vayla November 1, 2019