lisa simpson

a dumb little girl with triangles for hair who only cares about math and saxaphone and makes simpsons unfunny

"bruh i hate lisa simpson"

"same man"

"wanna date?"

by synonym!? March 16, 2022

jessica simpson

chicken or tuna.....?

i know it taste like chicken but its tuna....durr

by simpleplanfan May 3, 2004

sympatico

An expression used by seamen when they visit prostitutes in a port and a prostitute doesn't charge one of them because "she liked it." The lucky stiff then brags, "I had a sympatico" and his friends echo enviously, "He had a sympatico."

See definition.

by Max December 6, 2003

Symph

A black man that says he has black slaves but unfortunately he is the black man being whipped.

That guys kinda like a Symph

by GangChief660 April 21, 2018

ashlee simpson

1: The utter epitome of "fake", "wannabe", and "poser" all in the same instance.

Wow, even Billy Idol was no ashlee simposn.

by Matt May 13, 2005

ashlee simpson

A Milli-Vanilli for the next generation, Ashlee Simpson is merely capitalizing on the success of her beautiful, older sister. We know she can't sing, we know she can't act, so why is she still a star? Also, her black hair looks so bad...

Ashlee Simpson is the epitome of a poseur

by Petite Soeur July 16, 2008

jessica simpson

A beautiful woman. She has the best legs and feet in the entire world. Her yummy golden legs are flawless, and she has beautiful painted toenails as well. She has such great legs and feet that myspace has an ad of her, with only a picture of Jessica's delicious lower body. It is really obvious its her legs, because it just looks that damn good!

Alan: "What do you jerk off to at your computer?"

John: "Well, I likes feet and legs. I'm gonna go with Jessica Simpson tonight! Can't beat those chick's legs and feet!"

Alan: "Awesome. I'm gonna ask my gf to give me a Jessica Simpson" (footjob)

by Matt Leinart July 19, 2006