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Swine Flu

when there are several police officers present in a short period of time.

Origin: Police officers are commonly known as pigs.
Damn I better wait to light this till after we're out of this swine flue pandemic.
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Swine Flu

A pig of a bug.
Listen, you swine flu you. I don't like the cut of your jig.
by Captain Crow April 30, 2009
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SWINE

Someone Who Is Not Euro - A person who is not of European ethnic background and/or heritage.
If you are SWINE, you are allowed to celebrate your heritage and culture, without being called a racist.

It is never the personal fault of SWINE, nor are they ever asked to show personal responsibility for their actions. It is always someone else's fault or that of society's.
by Blood on the Old Well May 3, 2011
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Swine Flu

1-a pathetic excuse to create fear and a waste of tax dollars, formed by the FDA.

2- the term to describe what happened on Obama's election
My great grandfather once said "the day that a black man becomes president, pigs would fly". well, Obama; swine flu.

The swine flu has infected hundreds throughout the world with a nonlethal disease.
by america was good... June 12, 2009
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Flu of the swine

one day, a man who was feeling kind of ill, he tought he might have the flu was really horny and his wife would not have sex with him because he was sick.

So he went out to his barn and walked over to a pig, and fucked it. Not knowing the pig had the flu. After that he was still hella horny and he wanted something new, so he decided to fuck a chicken.

Again, not knowing the chicken was sick. After he had his way with the chicken he was still kind of horny and he really liked the way the pig felt so he went back and fucked the pig.

The pig was now infected with, the swine flu.
A couple of days later, he wanted to have sex with his wife, but again she wouldn't let him.
So he went off and found Chris Brown.
And fucked Chris Brown. (Who liked it btw) And then Chris Brown came back to the US with the swine flu.
omg..i haz the flu of the swine!
YOU THE SWINE FLU GTFO
..dude you're gunna die
dude: why?
guy: you has the swine flu o_o
by funeral wolf May 6, 2009
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swinedug

bitches...hoes...safe school..teachers at safe school are swinedugz
by ~Da_one_n_onli~ December 9, 2007
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Swinegina

When a pussy calls into work sick because he coughed twice and thinks he has the swineflu.
Jack: Hey boss I dont feel good and cant come in, I think I have the swineflu.

Joe: You dont have the swineflu you have a case of the swinegina now get your ass into work.
by SobreLo December 22, 2009
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