Sobernite

A person who prefers to remain sober and abstains from drugs and alcohol at all cost

John Doe: Hey, ask that guy if he wants to get high as balls with us
Jane Doe: nah, he’s a Sobernite

by Johnny Assballs March 23, 2022

Siberian Dog Sled

A sexual act to demonstrate loyalty and power in which a large male (preferably Russian with shared characteristics of that of a bear) man spreads at the top of the bed while 8 elegant females (preferably with collars on) pose in doggy positions set up in a formation of that similar to a dog sled. The Male will then proceed to whip them with a material of his choice until he has had enough.

John: “did you see that man Siberian dog sledding yesterday?”

by Smegma Shooter April 2, 2022

sluber

Bro term when you get a girl that is highly intoxicated to go home with you in an uber with no intentions from the first time talking to her for a relationship.

That girl is pretty hot fixin to sluber her on home.

by anonymous April 21, 2022

Sober

Someone who is fully awake

“Soso is sober they should get us food” “What do you mean “sober” none of us are intoxicated”

“no I mean they aren’t falling asleep”

“ohhhh”

by slangn3T May 12, 2022

siberian strawberry pop

when you fuck yo girl on her period and pull out and she licks the blood of your dick

yo my girl a freak she gave me that Siberian strawberry pop

by your creepy uncle2 May 24, 2022

siberian missile

When a person shoots a hard poop that gets pushed out releasing diarrhea that it was blocking.

“Hey man I just did a Siberian missile”

by SilentTeller July 17, 2022

Siberian Squeegee

When you ejaculate onto a woman's stomach and she pushes the semen down her belly and into her vagina after you leave the room.

I didn't know Dave had a kid. Yeah man, that ho Felicia trapped him using the Siberian Squeegee.

by IgotGOT July 30, 2022