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tranny shuffle

The raptor-esque walk that plagues women in heels after a night of heavy drinking and whining. The walk itself is characterized by the clumsy knee-forward technique most notably popularized by transsexuals.
Oh no, it's only 9:00 PM, it's way too early for the tranny shuffle!
by Dominic Angelo November 15, 2009
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Maber Shuffle

This is when playing poker, the cards you were delt last hand are the same as the ones either in your hand this time, or on the community cards.
"Dude .......... im sure i had these's cards last hand ........ must be a Maber Shuffle!!!!!!"

Them cards on the flop are either my last hand or on the flop last hand!!!
by ShitHead76 August 27, 2010
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Shields Shuffle

The art of switching urinals mid flow. Applying a stop/start system.

Origins;
Thee Ryan Shields made an emergency urinal shuffle owing to the danger of an over flow.

Location of origin; Harvester bar and restaurant, Queensway , Lytham St. Anne's-on-the-Sea.

Current record - 16 shuffles
"Guys I just did my first Shields Shuffle".

*Everyone claps, cheers or sheds a tear.
Some start to hit themselves with inflatable hammers.*
by The Chaps March 20, 2014
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420 shuffle

When a pot head hurriedly and frantically hustles to either roll a marijuana cigarette or pack a pipe with weed and light it before the clock reaches 4:20.
Holy shit it's almost 4:19 and I'm not even ready to blaze up yet. Damn I better do the 420 shuffle or I'll miss the 4:20 national light up time!
by JoeyBomm April 19, 2020
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Knee Shuffler

When two people grab a moment of sexual passion up against a wall or kitchen unit and you get the quick shuffling of knees....trembling with passion.
Hi babe, fancy a quick knee shuffler before the kids get home?
by WookieCookie77 July 18, 2020
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Leaky Clam Shuffle

When you cum in your girl and she has to squeeze her legs together and shuffle to the bathroom quickly so she won't leak everywhere.
My roommate just had sex and I saw her run out of her room doing the Leaky Clam Shuffle to the bathroom.
by Zemanator June 17, 2016
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Scuffed

*Goes to chipotle and buys a burrito*
*customer* damn this burrito is scuffed
by brandonplayz November 22, 2018
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